Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
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Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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