He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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