I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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