I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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