so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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