Already got asked if we're dating
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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