I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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