i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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