So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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