Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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