love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
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I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
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I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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