Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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