You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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