This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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