I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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