Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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