Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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