Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
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