Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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