I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
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I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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