Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
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I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
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He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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