But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
so explain again why im purple
no
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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