the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You dont lie about slip and slides
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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