when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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