pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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