At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.