As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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