am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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