Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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