very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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