grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
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That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
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I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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