Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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