you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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