You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
When did angry sex become our thing?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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