Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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