Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
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i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He shit in the fireplace
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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