She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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