i need an iv and a liver transplant
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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