No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
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