I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
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I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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