did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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