At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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