I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
vagina is talking i cant
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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