it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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