So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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