Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
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Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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