Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
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This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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