The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
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