hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
