Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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