And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
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It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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