But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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