whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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