I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
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Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
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Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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