Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
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If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
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Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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