Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I deserve to be covered in dicks
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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