I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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