But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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