is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
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I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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