whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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